It's Hard to Eat a Sandwich that doesn't Exist

This 'morning' I had two pieces of stoneground 100% whole wheat buttered toast, 3 slices of oscar-meyer bacon (thin sliced), a sliced halapeno, and some V8 juice with horseradish and tabasco sauce, for breakfast. The butter was unsalted, and I don't think I salted it, which is unlike me. The sliced jalapeno I fried with the bacon, in the grease.

I wasn't sure how to eat it. I didn't use any utensils, and I found that I ate most of it with my left hand, reserving my right for the V-8. The sliced jalapeno was not spicy at all. I realized an hour or two later that what I had eaten was a deconstructed bacon sandwich, no wonder I was confused.