The Benefits of a Long Commute

For the past 8 years or so, I've lived 60 miles from where I work. I won't torture you with the boring details, but my calculations show that because of that I'm now approximately 65 nanoseconds younger than I would have been, with respect to my workplace, than if I had lived close to work. I think my co-workers may notice the difference, but they haven't said anything. Also, a tenth of a nanometer can be subtracted from the miles I've accumulated on my car's odometer.